100 Funny Questions to Ask

1. If you were a vegetable, which one would you be and why?
2. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten and enjoyed?
3. If aliens visited Earth and you were the first human they met, what would you say to them?
4. What’s your go-to dance move when no one is watching?
5. If you could have any animal as a pet, mythical or not, what would it be?
6. What’s the most ridiculous fashion trend you’ve ever tried?
   
7. If you could switch lives with any fictional character for a day, who would it be?
8. What’s your secret talent that nobody knows about?
9. If you could have dinner with any three people, dead or alive, who would they be?
10. What’s the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in public?
11. If your life was a sitcom, what would it be called?
12. What would the title of your autobiography be?
13. If you could have any superpower, but it had to be completely useless, what would it be?
14. What’s your favorite dad joke?
15. If you were a dessert, what would you be and why?
16. What’s the most useless talent you have?
17. If you could be any fictional character’s sidekick, who would it be?
18. What’s the strangest dream you’ve ever had?
19. If you could choose any historical figure to be your imaginary friend, who would it be?
20. What’s your spirit animal and why?
21. If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only bring three things, what would they be?
22. What’s the most bizarre thing you believed as a child?
    
23. If your life had a theme song, what would it be?
24. If you could live in any fictional world, where would you choose?
25. What’s the weirdest talent you wish you had?
26. If you were a character in a sitcom, what catchphrase would you be known for?
27. If you could have dinner with any cartoon character, who would it be?
28. What’s the silliest reason you’ve ever gotten into trouble?
29. If you could swap lives with a famous person for a day, who would it be?
30. What’s the most bizarre food combination you enjoy?
31. If you were a superhero, what would your superpower be and what would your superhero name be?
32. If you could time travel to any era, past or future, where would you go?
33. What’s the funniest nickname you’ve ever had?
34. If you could have any job in the world for one week, what would it be?
35. If you had to wear a costume every day, what would it be?
36. What’s the weirdest fact you know?
37. If you could be any mythical creature, what would you choose?
38. What’s the most absurd thing you’ve done to impress someone?
39. If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would you be called?
    
40. If your pet could talk, what do you think they would say about you?
41. What’s the most outrageous goal you’ve set for yourself?
42. If you had to survive a zombie apocalypse, what three items would you grab first?
43. If your life were a sitcom, who would play you?
44. What’s the most bizarre piece of advice you’ve ever received?
45. If you could have any celebrity as your imaginary friend, who would it be?
46. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found in your couch cushions?
47. If you were a snack, what would you be and why?
48. What’s your signature dance move?
49. If you could have any animal’s ability, which one would you choose?
50. What’s the most hilarious movie you’ve ever seen?
51. If you could be any inanimate object for a day, what would it be?
52. What’s your favorite cheesy pickup line?
53. If your life were a comedy sketch, what would the punchline be?
54. If you could invent a holiday, what would it be called and how would people celebrate?
55. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever bought online?
56. If you could have any fictional character as your best friend, who would it be?
57. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done on a dare?
58. If you could have any cartoon character as a roommate, who would it be?
59. What’s the silliest reason you’ve ever laughed uncontrollably?
    
60. If your pet could talk, what embarrassing secrets do you think they would reveal about you?
61. If you were a professional wrestler, what would be your entrance theme song?
62. What’s the most ridiculous excuse you’ve ever used to get out of something?
63. If you had a theme song that played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
64. What’s the strangest talent you wish you didn’t have?
65. If you could have any historical figure as a sibling, who would it be?
66. What’s the most absurd thing you’ve done for a dare?
67. If your life were a sitcom, who would be in the cast?
68. What’s the weirdest compliment you’ve ever received?
69. If you could have any animal as a sidekick, which one would you choose?
70. What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done just for fun?
71. If you were a professional athlete, what sport would you play and what would be your signature move?
72. What’s the silliest reason you’ve ever cried?
73. If you could have any famous person narrate your life, who would it be?
74. What’s the most bizarre talent you wish you had?
75. If you could have any historical figure as your wingman or wingwoman, who would it be?
76. What’s the funniest thing that happened to you this week?
77. If your life were a sitcom, what would be the running gag?
78. What’s the most absurd thing you’ve done on a bet?
79. If you could be any mythical creature’s pet, which one would you choose?
80. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve overheard in a conversation?
    
81. If you could have any fictional character as your neighbor, who would it be?
82. What’s the most ridiculous item on your bucket list?
83. If you were a stand-up comedian, what would your opening joke be?
84. What’s the strangest talent you have that nobody knows about?
85. If you could have any historical figure as your personal chef, who would it be?
86. What’s the most absurd thing you’ve ever Googled?
87. If you could have any cartoon character as your life coach, who would it be?
88. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done on a whim?
89. If you were a flavor of potato chip, what would you be and why?
90. What’s the most bizarre thing you’ve seen at a party?
91. If your life were a comedy movie, what would be the tagline?
92. What’s the silliest reason you’ve ever stayed up all night?
93. If you could have any superhero as your roommate, who would it be?
94. What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever won in a contest?
    
95. If you could have any fictional vehicle, spaceship, or mount, what would it be?
96. What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever done to break the ice in a conversation?
97. If you could have any mythical creature as a pet, what would it be?
98. What’s the most absurd excuse you’ve ever given to avoid doing something?
99. If you could have any historical figure as your drinking buddy, who would it be?
100. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever dreamt about?

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